FROM THE REGISTER — THE VANISHED
BELOW THE FEDERAL REPORTING LINE SINCE 1973 — 53 YEARS
Not short for anything on the certificate: birth-certificate Barb. Barb was reported above the federal line from 1938 to 1972, peaking at 493 births in 1960 — 3,853 recorded in all. It has not appeared in the register since: 53 years below the line, and counting.
| First reported | 1938 |
|---|---|
| Last reported | 1972 |
| Peak | 1960 — 493 births |
| Total recorded, 1938–2025 | 3,853 |
| Years above the line | 33 of a possible 88 |
| Longest absence | 53 years (1973–2025, ongoing) |
Source: U.S. Social Security Administration national names file (1880–2025). Names below 5 occurrences in a year are not reported.
Somewhere, a grandmother is unsurprised.
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