FROM THE REGISTER — CRITICALLY LOW
REPORTED IN 2025: 5 BIRTHS — THE LINE IS 5
The double-g spelling, down to the floor. The record holds 36,512 of them, 1,900 in 1962 alone. In 2025 there were 5. The reporting line is five; below it, the record prints nothing at all. It has been under before — 1882 through 1911 — and climbed out.
| First reported | 1881 |
|---|---|
| Last reported | 2025 — 5 births |
| Peak | 1962 — 1,900 births |
| Total recorded, 1881–2025 | 36,512 |
| Years above the line | 113 of a possible 145 |
| Longest absence | 30 years (1882–1911) |
| Returned | 1912 |
Source: U.S. Social Security Administration national names file (1880–2025). Names below 5 occurrences in a year are not reported.
Somewhere, a grandmother is unsurprised.
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