FROM THE REGISTER — THE VANISHED
BELOW THE FEDERAL REPORTING LINE SINCE 1969 — 57 YEARS
Once a German-immigrant staple; Harry Potter's owl never brought it back. Hedwig was reported above the federal line from 1880 to 1968, peaking at 159 births in 1918 — 3,077 recorded in all. It has not appeared in the register since: 57 years below the line, and counting.
| First reported | 1880 |
|---|---|
| Last reported | 1968 |
| Peak | 1918 — 159 births |
| Total recorded, 1880–2025 | 3,077 |
| Years above the line | 83 of a possible 146 |
| Longest absence | 57 years (1969–2025, ongoing) |
Source: U.S. Social Security Administration national names file (1880–2025). Names below 5 occurrences in a year are not reported.
Somewhere, a grandmother is unsurprised.
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