FROM THE REGISTER — THE VANISHED
BELOW THE FEDERAL REPORTING LINE SINCE 1962 — 64 YEARS
The medieval abbess, in full. Hildegarde was reported above the federal line from 1885 to 1961, peaking at 124 births in 1915 — 2,326 recorded in all. It has not appeared in the register since: 64 years below the line, and counting.
| First reported | 1885 |
|---|---|
| Last reported | 1961 |
| Peak | 1915 — 124 births |
| Total recorded, 1885–2025 | 2,326 |
| Years above the line | 74 of a possible 141 |
| Longest absence | 64 years (1962–2025, ongoing) |
Source: U.S. Social Security Administration national names file (1880–2025). Names below 5 occurrences in a year are not reported.
Somewhere, a grandmother is unsurprised.
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