FROM THE REGISTER — THE VANISHED
BELOW THE FEDERAL REPORTING LINE SINCE 1972 — 54 YEARS
The fruit, the color, or the Dutch royal house; the register does not say which. Orange was reported above the federal line from 1881 to 1971, peaking at 20 births in 1920 — 598 recorded in all. It has not appeared in the register since: 54 years below the line, and counting.
| First reported | 1881 |
|---|---|
| Last reported | 1971 |
| Peak | 1920 — 20 births |
| Total recorded, 1881–2025 | 598 |
| Years above the line | 63 of a possible 145 |
| Longest absence | 54 years (1972–2025, ongoing) |
| Returned | 1971 |
Source: U.S. Social Security Administration national names file (1880–2025). Names below 5 occurrences in a year are not reported.
Somewhere, a grandmother is unsurprised.
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