FROM THE REGISTER — CRITICALLY LOW
REPORTED IN 2025: 9 BIRTHS — THE LINE IS 5
A schoolhouse name of the 1880s, still just above the line. The record holds 1,821 of them, 48 in 1917 alone. In 2025 there were 9. The reporting line is five; below it, the record prints nothing at all.
| First reported | 1880 |
|---|---|
| Last reported | 2025 — 9 births |
| Peak | 1917 — 48 births |
| Total recorded, 1880–2025 | 1,821 |
| Years above the line | 131 of a possible 146 |
| Longest absence | 3 years (1984–1986) |
Source: U.S. Social Security Administration national names file (1880–2025). Names below 5 occurrences in a year are not reported.
Somewhere, a grandmother is unsurprised.
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