FROM THE REGISTER — CRITICALLY LOW
REPORTED IN 2025: 8 BIRTHS — THE LINE IS 5
She slipped under the line at the turn of the millennium, climbed back, and now holds just above it. The record holds 136,486 of them, 4,076 in 1918 alone. In 2025 there were 8. The reporting line is five; below it, the record prints nothing at all. It has been under before — 1998 through 2004 — and climbed out.
| First reported | 1880 |
|---|---|
| Last reported | 2025 — 8 births |
| Peak | 1918 — 4,076 births |
| Total recorded, 1880–2025 | 136,486 |
| Years above the line | 126 of a possible 146 |
| Longest absence | 7 years (1998–2004) |
Source: U.S. Social Security Administration national names file (1880–2025). Names below 5 occurrences in a year are not reported.
Somewhere, a grandmother is unsurprised.
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