FROM THE REGISTER — CRITICALLY LOW
REPORTED IN 2025: 9 BIRTHS — THE LINE IS 5
The Lombard spelling. The record holds 110,688 of them, 8,407 in 1942 alone. In 2025 there were 9. The reporting line is five; below it, the record prints nothing at all. It has been under before — 1902 through 1908 — and climbed out.
| First reported | 1901 |
|---|---|
| Last reported | 2025 — 9 births |
| Peak | 1942 — 8,407 births |
| Total recorded, 1901–2025 | 110,688 |
| Years above the line | 115 of a possible 125 |
| Longest absence | 7 years (1902–1908) |
Source: U.S. Social Security Administration national names file (1880–2025). Names below 5 occurrences in a year are not reported.
Somewhere, a grandmother is unsurprised.
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