FROM THE REGISTER — CRITICALLY LOW
REPORTED IN 2025: 7 BIRTHS — THE LINE IS 5
The midcentury respelling. The record holds 27,074 of them, 897 in 1942 alone. In 2025 there were 7. The reporting line is five; below it, the record prints nothing at all.
| First reported | 1912 |
|---|---|
| Last reported | 2025 — 7 births |
| Peak | 1942 — 897 births |
| Total recorded, 1912–2025 | 27,074 |
| Years above the line | 104 of a possible 114 |
| Longest absence | 3 years (2018–2020) |
Source: U.S. Social Security Administration national names file (1880–2025). Names below 5 occurrences in a year are not reported.
Somewhere, a grandmother is unsurprised.
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