FROM THE REGISTER — CRITICALLY LOW
REPORTED IN 2025: 8 BIRTHS — THE LINE IS 5
A name of the 1980s — already at the line, proof the register does not only bury Victorians. The record holds 45,563 of them, 5,051 in 1984 alone. In 2025 there were 8. The reporting line is five; below it, the record prints nothing at all.
| First reported | 1960 |
|---|---|
| Last reported | 2025 — 8 births |
| Peak | 1984 — 5,051 births |
| Total recorded, 1960–2025 | 45,563 |
| Years above the line | 63 of a possible 66 |
| Longest absence | 2 years (1961–1962) |
Source: U.S. Social Security Administration national names file (1880–2025). Names below 5 occurrences in a year are not reported.
Somewhere, a grandmother is unsurprised.
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