FROM THE REGISTER — CRITICALLY LOW
REPORTED IN 2025: 9 BIRTHS — THE LINE IS 5
A name of the 1970s, arrived at the same floor as the Victorians. The record holds 45,531 of them, 2,082 in 1977 alone. In 2025 there were 9. The reporting line is five; below it, the record prints nothing at all.
| First reported | 1941 |
|---|---|
| Last reported | 2025 — 9 births |
| Peak | 1977 — 2,082 births |
| Total recorded, 1941–2025 | 45,531 |
| Years above the line | 84 of a possible 85 |
| Longest absence | 1 years (1945–1945) |
Source: U.S. Social Security Administration national names file (1880–2025). Names below 5 occurrences in a year are not reported.
Somewhere, a grandmother is unsurprised.
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